*god bless america
"Time is passing. Yet, for the United States of America, there will be no forgetting September the 11th. We will remember every rescuer who died in honor. We will remember every family that lives in grief. We will remember the fire and ash, the last phone calls, the funerals of the children." -W
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
*do your research
if the president of the school asks you if students are allowed to bring food and drink into the library, your response should probably NOT be: "well...you aren't supposed to, but i do it all the time! it's such a stupid rule."
if you weren't aware that you were speaking with the president of the school...i have no advice for you. drown in your own stupidity and embarrassment.
xx,
taylz
if the president of the school asks you if students are allowed to bring food and drink into the library, your response should probably NOT be: "well...you aren't supposed to, but i do it all the time! it's such a stupid rule."
if you weren't aware that you were speaking with the president of the school...i have no advice for you. drown in your own stupidity and embarrassment.
xx,
taylz
Thursday, September 9, 2010
*SHANA TOVA!
Pet Peeve: when people conversing in a public domain intentionally speak one decibel louder than they should be speaking, for the sole purpose of having passerby hear the subject of their conversation. FYI, all innocent bystanders who were forced to be involved in this situation now know that those conversing are self important douchebags.
Bigger Pet Peeve: when the people conversing then decide to speak about how cool jesus is and how awesome the bible is and how every other religion just so happens to be wrong.
This is especially offensive to hear on rosh hashanah.
Solution: upon leaving, wish them "shana tova!" with a smile. if they seem confused, then they are not only self important douchebags, they are also ignorant.
xx,
taylz
Pet Peeve: when people conversing in a public domain intentionally speak one decibel louder than they should be speaking, for the sole purpose of having passerby hear the subject of their conversation. FYI, all innocent bystanders who were forced to be involved in this situation now know that those conversing are self important douchebags.
Bigger Pet Peeve: when the people conversing then decide to speak about how cool jesus is and how awesome the bible is and how every other religion just so happens to be wrong.
This is especially offensive to hear on rosh hashanah.
Solution: upon leaving, wish them "shana tova!" with a smile. if they seem confused, then they are not only self important douchebags, they are also ignorant.
xx,
taylz
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
vintage dress, arie bra, anthro belt, adorn bracelet, scarf on my head from random shop in paris
21 necklaces, AA shorts, scarf [turned shirt] was a gift
21 shirt, 21 [AWESOME make me not feel fat even though i am] shorts
*narcissism...this is me being really lame and attempting to find the right combination of outfit for coachella. legit...there's about 15 more combos and pieces that aren't even shown here, but my skin was starting to hurt from trying on so many different things, so i stopped after a few [hundred] hours.
xo,
taylz
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
*IF I SEE ONE MORE MUFFIN TOP...
dear self respecting women on the northeast coast of the united states of america,
for the past few days, the weather has been unusually hot for this time of year. it’s the kind of weather that almost forces you to go outside…april is for the sixty degree days, the nineties are usually left for august. with this in mind, please remember one key thing while getting dressed in the morning: THE MARSHMALLOW FACTOR. not everyone is affected by this, but for those of us who don’t spend our winters in a depressive state of non-eating anxiety, we tend to have a little bit of a marshmallow.
please refrain from wearing tank tops and up-your-ass shorts if you fall into the marshmallow category. it’s gross. also, save the bikinis/tramp stamps for the summer months (mid to late may is usually your best bet). one last thing: if you are going to wear a bikini to tan in april, please stop doing it in the academic quad, where all 12,000 students and faculty members can see your flabby, fish belly white, cellulite infested thighs…just go to a tanning bed. Or, if you're not into the whole cancer thing, try a private place…like your house? please, the easter bunny’s eyes are burning. if you don’t do it for yourself, i guess just do it for jesus.
i am a victim of the marshmallow factor, but I still manage to look good without wearing loin cloth sized clothing. if you’re too hot, try cutting off your hair and/or dying it white. that’s what I did. not only am I cooler than you, i’m also better for the environment.
xo,
taylz
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Monday, April 5, 2010
*rapunzel, rapunzel...
that is some wingspan...i'd need miracle grow to get my hair this long.
xo,
taylz
photo from fashion snag
that is some wingspan...i'd need miracle grow to get my hair this long.
xo,
taylz
photo from fashion snag
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Saturday, April 3, 2010
*avril 2010
1. what i hope to look like after 3 days at coachella
2. top heavy...no wonder she's swaying to one side {ps give me those socks}
3. serena van der woodsen's evil twin sister
4. avatar in training
5. sexual tension much?
the shit i think about when reading magazines...is really out there.
all pics from french vogue avril 2010
xo,
taylz
Friday, April 2, 2010
EYES ALL STICKY LIKE HONEY ON BEES
so, my friend made mixes for every day of coachella. each mix has artists from that given day. even if you aren't going to coachella, these are still, for the most part, bitchin.
megz
drip.
*good morning, sunshine...
i love waking up to stuff like this.
sara palin I MEAN tina fey in esquire magazine * di$count (makes me think of ke$ha kind of...unfortunate)
xo,
taylz
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
chomp on this.
So, I am joining my dear friend, Tay. I live in southern California (basically everywhere). Taylz and I are currently blinded by coachella so excuse me if your eyes become the victim of my coachella stress disorder. Here's something ridiculous from my desktop that is warm and fuzzy:
Took this at Pere Lachaise when I used to live in Paris...I frequently check these photos I took to verify the fact that I was, in fact, there.
Godspeed,
megz
*my box grows...
"It’s okay to cry and go home to your mum, its okay to peace out for another country and stay forever. Its okay to get an STD, get knocked up, get an abortion, get married at 16 purely out of lust, laugh at your fathers funeral, get a tattoo of a swastika, use racial slander, be an atheist because priests sexually abused you or something, worship the devil for attention, masturbate, prefer rain to sun, cold to warm, and wrong to right. It’s okay to fart in public, whore around for money, join the peace core only to quit after two days, call your aunt a psycho bitch, have an eating disorder for six years, and shoot up heroine for absolutely no reason. About the only thing it’s NOT okay to do is kill yourself, because you can’t fuck up if you’re dead.”
"It’s okay to cry and go home to your mum, its okay to peace out for another country and stay forever. Its okay to get an STD, get knocked up, get an abortion, get married at 16 purely out of lust, laugh at your fathers funeral, get a tattoo of a swastika, use racial slander, be an atheist because priests sexually abused you or something, worship the devil for attention, masturbate, prefer rain to sun, cold to warm, and wrong to right. It’s okay to fart in public, whore around for money, join the peace core only to quit after two days, call your aunt a psycho bitch, have an eating disorder for six years, and shoot up heroine for absolutely no reason. About the only thing it’s NOT okay to do is kill yourself, because you can’t fuck up if you’re dead.”
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
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