*Kentucky Fried Derby...
(top) my friend [in the blue flower hat] at the kentucky derby.  talk about the ultimate people watching event.  i'd be looking at everything BUT the horses.  there would be a puddle of drool on my dress as i attempted to snap a mental image of every hat that passed by my eyes.  at my derby debut (whenever the hell THAT may be), i'd like my hat to be a mutt: 1/3 eliza doolittle ascot hat, 1/3 mad hatter alice in wonderland hat, 1/3 ANY hat alexander mcqueen has ever made.  i'm not sure if this combination is even possible outside the confines of my mind, but i've got a feeling there would be a warning label reading 'may cause mild seizures' on the inside brim.